语幽默笑话：If only
[font=Tahoma,]If only[/font][font=Tahoma,] 倘若[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 有个男人驾着车沿着一条又陡峭又窄小的山路往上开。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] A woman is driving down the same road .[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 有个女人沿着同一条路往下开着车。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] As they pass ench other ,[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 当他们彼此错车时，[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] the woman leans out of the window and yells"PI!!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 这个女人斜靠着车窗向外太喊：“猪!”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 这个男人立刻也斜靠着他的车窗向外大声响应：“臭女人.!”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] They each continue on their way ,[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 他们各自继续开车上路，[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] and as the man ronds the next corner ,[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 当这个男人绕到下一个转弯处的时候，[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 他竞撞上了在路中央的一只猪。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] If only men would listen.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 倘若男人会听话就没事了。[/font][/color]
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