英语笑话:我可以回家了 I CAN GO HOME.
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[align=left][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=left][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked,[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=left][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] "Who did it? Please stand up!" [/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=left][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4]"It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[/size][/font][/color][/align] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说："明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。"第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板被涂得乱七八糟，他非常生气的问："谁涂的？请站起来！"鲍勃说："先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见！"[/font][/color]
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