英语笑话:你太晚了You Are Too Late
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[/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][align=center]On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.[/align]
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[/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][align=center]"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, [/align]
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[align=center]"you are too late. My wife did it before you."[/align]
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在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”[/font][/color]
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