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kobe 发表于 2016-11-1 15:13

英语笑话:两颗心脏在跳动

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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

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kobe 发表于 2016-11-1 15:13

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护士:手术后你感觉怎样?[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]病人:十分好,只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。 [/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]护士:怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。[/font][/color]

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