英语幽默笑话：美日划船比赛
[size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong.[/font][/color][/size][size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][/font][/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] They reported that the Japanese had one person managing and seven rowing, while the Americans had seven managing and only one rowing. [/font][/color][/size]
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[size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The American company immediately restructured its team. [/font][/color][/size]
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[size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Now they had one senior manager, six management consultants and one rower.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] In the rematch the Japanese won by two miles. So the American company fired the rower.[/font][/color][/size]
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[/font][/color][/size] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一家日本公司和一家美国公司进行了一场划船比赛。日本队赢了一英里。美国人便请来了分析家探讨问题出在哪里。他们的报告说日本队有一人掌舵七人划桨，而美国队是七人掌舵一人划桨。美国公司立刻对队伍进行了重组。这次他们有一个高级舵手、六个舵手顾问、一个划桨员。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 在第二次比赛中，日本队赢了两英里。因此，美国公司解雇了划桨员。[/font][/color]
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