英语幽默笑话：GOOD SIGHT
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Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? [/size][/font][/color][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][size=5]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][size=5]Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.[/size][/font][/color]
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[/size][/font][/color] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]好视力[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西？[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。[/font][/color]
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