英语幽默笑话：刚才咬到自己舌头啦!
[p=30, 2, center][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][size=5]A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.[/size][/font][/color][/p][p=30, 2, center][font=Tahoma, Microsoft Yahei, Simsun][size=5][color=#444444]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][p=30, 2, center][size=5]The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?"[/size][/p]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][p=30, 2, center][size=5]The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?"[/size][/p]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][p=30, 2, center][size=5]"Because Dad, I just bit my tongue!!"[/size][/p][p=30, 2, center][size=5]
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[/font][/color] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Because Dad, I just bit my tongue!!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一对蛇父子下午出门愉快地遛着弯。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]儿子问：“爸，咱们是毒蛇么？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]爸爸自豪地回答：“是啊，儿子，咱可是响尾蛇哦！你干吗问这个呀？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“爸呀，因为我刚才咬到自己舌头啦！”[/font][/color]
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