英语幽默笑话：女人到底想要什么样的男人？
[font=Tahoma,]What I want in a Man, Original List (act 22)[/font][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 1. Handsome[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. Charming[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 3. Financially successful[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 4. A caring listener[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 5. witty[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 6. In good shape[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 7. Dresses with style[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 8. Appreciates finer things[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 9. Full of thoughtful surprises[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] l0. An imaginative, romantic lover[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 我对男人的要求，最初的条件(22岁)[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] l. 英俊潇洒[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. 魅力四射[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 3. 财源滚滚[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 4. 善于倾听[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 5. 风趣[/font][/color][font=Tahoma, Microsoft Yahei, Simsun][color=#07519a][size=16px]幽默[/size][/color][/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 6. 身强体健[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 7. 穿着入时[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 8. 品位高雅[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 9. 奇思妙想[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 10. 想象丰富，浪漫多情[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,] What I Want in a Man, Revised List (act 32)[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 4. Listens more than talks[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 5. Laughs at my jokes[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 7. Owns at least one tie[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 8. Appreciates a good home—cooked meal[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 10. Seeks romance at least once a week[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 我对男人的要求，条件改了(32岁)[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 1. 相貌好看(最好别秃顶。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. 开车门，搬椅子[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 3. 吃顿丰盛晚餐有钱买单[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 4. 多听少说[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 5. 我讲笑话他就笑[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 6. 拎食品杂货袋轻轻松松[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 7. 至少有条领带[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 8. 爱吃家里做的美味佳肴[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 9. 记得生日和周年纪念日[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 10. 每周至少浪漫一次[/font][/color] [font=Tahoma,]What I want in a Man, Revised List (act 42)[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. Does drive off until I'm in the car[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 3. Works steady—splurges on dinner out occasionally[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 4. Nods head when I' m talking[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw—top lids[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 10. Shaves mot weekends[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 我对男人的要求，条件改了(42岁)[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 1. 别太丑(秃顶也行)[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. 我上车后才开车[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 3. 工作稳定——偶尔出去撮一顿[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 4. 我说话他点头[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 5. 常常记得笑话中的妙语佳句[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 6. 身体好，能挪挪家具[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 7. 穿衬衫别露肚脐眼[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 8. 晓得别买带螺旋盖的香滨酒[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 9. 记得把马桶的坐垫放下[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 10. 周末多半刮脸[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,] What I want in a Man, Revised List (act 52)[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. Doesn' t belch or scratch in public[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 3. Doesn' t borrow money too often[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 4. Doesn' t nod off to sleep when I' m venting[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 5. Don' t retell the same joke too many thanes[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 7. Usually wears, matching socks and fresh underwear[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 9. Remembers my name on occasion[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 10. Shaves some weekends[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 我对男人的要求，条件改了(52岁)[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 1. 修剪鼻毛，耳朵整洁[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. 别当众打嗝搔痒[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 3. 借钱别太勤[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 4. 我发泄情绪时别打瞌睡[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 5. 别老说同一个笑话[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 6. 身体好，周末别老赖在沙发上[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 7. 袜子成对，内衣干净[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 8. 爱吃盒装电视快餐[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 9. 偶尔记得我的名字[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 10. 周末有时刮脸[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,] What I Want in a Man, Revised List (act 62)[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 1. Doesn' t scare small children[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. Remernbers where bathroom is[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 3. Doesn' t require much money for upkeep[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 4. Only snores lightly when asleep[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 5. Remembers why he 's laughing[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 7. Usually wears clothes,[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 8. Likes soft foods[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 9. Remembers where he left his teeth[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 10. Reminders that it's the weekend[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 我对男人的要求，条件改了(62岁)[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 1. 别惊吓小孩子[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. 记得浴室在哪儿[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 3. 家庭养护不花大钱[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 4. 睡觉时打鼾声音不大[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 5. 记得自己为何发笑[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 6. 身体好，自己能站起来[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 7. 一般要穿衣服[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 8. 喜欢软食[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 9. 记得假牙放在哪儿[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 10. 记得周末到了[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,] What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 1. Breathing[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. Doesn' t miss the toilet[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 我对男人的要求，条件改了(72岁)[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 1. 能呼吸[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 2. 该上厕所就上厕所[/font][/color]
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