英语幽默笑话：车子是坏的
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A child came in exclaiming excitedly, "Dad, I got a bicycle from Mom! Do you want to see it?" Dad said, "Sure, sure!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]So he went to the backyard and looked at the brand new bicycle. "Wow! That's a beautiful bicycle! Can you ride it?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The son said, "The only problem is that it's broken." So his father said, "How can it be broken? It's brand new!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]And the son said, "I don't know what's wrong. But anytime I ride it, it falls down!"[/font][/color][/size][size=5][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]
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[/font][/color][/size] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A child came in exclaiming excitedly, "Dad, I got a bicycle from Mom! Do you want to see it?" Dad said, "Sure, sure!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]So he went to the backyard and looked at the brand new bicycle. "Wow! That's a beautiful bicycle! Can you ride it?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The son said, "The only problem is that it's broken." So his father said, "How can it be broken? It's brand new!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]And the son said, "I don't know what's wrong. But anytime I ride it, it falls down!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]有个小孩子跑进来兴奋地叫着：“爸，妈送了部自行车给我！你想瞧瞧不？”爸爸说：“好啊，好啊！”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]他就来到后院，见了崭新的自行车，说：“呵，好漂亮的车呀！你会骑么？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]儿子说：“就是有个问题，车是坏的。”爸爸就说：“怎么可能是坏的？这可是嘎嘎新的呢！”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]儿子又说：“我也不知怎么回事，反正我一骑上去，它就会倒！”[/font][/color]
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