英语幽默笑话：长寿秘诀
[size=5]A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch."I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"[/size] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“二十六。”[/font][/color]
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