看笑话学英语：I can’t Cook It
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[size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.[/font][/color][/size]
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[/font][/color][/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]我没法煮它[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了！哇，好重啊！”猫小姐高兴地喊着。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]鱼被拉出来了。“啊！一条大鱼！这条大鱼可真大呀！”她欢呼道。但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]这时候马先生路过，看见这一切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了？” “因为我的锅太小。我没办法烧这么大的鱼。”猫小姐回答说。[/font][/color][/size]
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