看笑话学英语：a photo of my wife
[size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.[/font][/color][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 一个生意人走进一家酒馆，在吧台坐下，点了一杯加冰的双料martini。喝完，那生意人往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又让服务员把杯子满上。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 喝完，生意人又往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又让服务生帮他把杯子满上。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 这时酒馆的服务生说话了，“呃，老兄，我整个晚上给你倒martini都没有问题，但你得告诉我，你为什么在点下一杯酒前都要往自己衬衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼”。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 生意人回答，“我看的是我老婆的一张照片。如果照片上的人开始变得好看起来，那就说明我喝得差不多了，该回家了。”[/font][/color][/size][size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]
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