看笑话学英语:修车
[size=5][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.[/font][/color][/size][size=5][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.[/font][/color][/size]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]After 15 minutes of this, a lady-one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing.[/font][/color][/size]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."[/font][/color][/size]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Duh you have to roll up the windows first!"[/font][/color][/size]
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[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]After 15 minutes of this, a lady-one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Duh you have to roll up the windows first!"[/font][/color][/size][size=4]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 一位女士把车撞了一个坑,于是就去修车。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 修理工决定幽她一默。他告诉她,她只需把车开回家,然后从排气管里往车里吹气,直到凹陷处自己鼓起来。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 这位女士如法操作了15分钟。这时,她的一位女性朋友来拜访她,并问她在做什么。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] “我正在试着让那个坑鼓起来,但这个办法似乎并不管用。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] “嗯……你必须先把车窗摇上去!”[/font][/color][/size]
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