看笑话学英语：My Boss and I
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When I take a long time, I am slow.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When I don't do it, I am lazy.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When my boss does the same, that is initiative.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]I do good, my boss never remembers.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When I do wrong, he never forgets.[/font][/color][/size]
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[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When I take a long time, I am slow.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When I don't do it, I am lazy.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When my boss does the same, that is initiative.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]I do good, my boss never remembers.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]When I do wrong, he never forgets.[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]老板和我 [/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我做事情花了长时间，是效率低；[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]老板做事情花了长时间，是深思熟虑。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我没有做完事情，是懒惰；[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]老板没有做完事情，是太繁忙。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]没有人告诉我的事情我做了，是自作聪明；[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]老板做了同样的事情，是首创。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我取悦老板，是献媚；[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]老板取悦他的老板，是合作。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我干得好，老板从来不会想起；[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我干得不好，老板从来不会忘记。[/font][/color][/size][size=4]
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