看笑话学英语:我不需要再偷了
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The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm.“I want no scandal,” saidthe owner.“I'll just fire you.”[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The employee replied,“True,I robbed your firm of quitea tidy sum. I now have yachts, a country mansion, jewelry,and every luxury you can think of. I don't need a thing, so why hire somebody else and have him start from scratch?”[/font][/color][/size][size=5][color=#444444]
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[/color][/size] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm.“I want no scandal,” saidthe owner.“I'll just fire you.”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The employee replied,“True,I robbed your firm of quitea tidy sum. I now have yachts, a country mansion, jewelry,and every luxury you can think of. I don't need a thing, so why hire somebody else and have him start from scratch?”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一家大百货店的老板在查帐中发现,他最信任的雇员从 公司偷走了一百多万美元。“我不要丑闻。”老板说。“我只要开除你。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]那个雇员回答说:“不错,我是偷了你公司相当一大笔钱。现在我有游艇、一座乡村别墅、珠宝,以及你能想到的一切 奢侈品。我什么都不需要了,你为什么要再雇个人来,让他从头做起呢?”[/font][/color]
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