看笑话学英语：婚后生活
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"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."[/size]
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[/size] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"I know all that."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] “亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] “什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] “这些我全都知道。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] “那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] “因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”[/font][/color]
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