看笑话学英语：三位疯狂的男子
[size=6][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.[/font][/color][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"In that case, " warned the officer, "youd better get them out of here!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.[/font][/color][/size][size=6]
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[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"In that case, " warned the officer, "youd better get them out of here!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]三位男子在公园的长椅上坐着。中间的一个在读报纸，另外两个在假装钓鱼。他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵，放线，并卷线把鱼抓上来。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象，他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“喔，认识，”他说，“他们是我的朋友。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“那样的话，”警察告诫说，“你最好把他们从这里弄走。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“好的，警官。”那男子回答说，接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。[/font][/color][/size]
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