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kobe 发表于 2017-4-17 03:59

看笑话学英语:The Doctor Knows Better

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     A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.[/font][/color]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."[/font][/color]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.[/font][/color]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."[/font][/color]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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kobe 发表于 2017-4-17 04:00

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A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.[/font][/color]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."[/font][/color]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.[/font][/color]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."[/font][/color]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"[/font][/color]

[font=Tahoma,]医生懂得多 [/font]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”[/font][/color]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”[/font][/color]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”[/font][/color]

[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”[/font][/color][/size][size=4]
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