看笑话学英语：An Alarm Clock
[size=5][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A young man went to a mountain village for his holiday. One night he stayed at a small hotel near a train station.[/font][/color][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Before going to bed, he went to the owner of the hotel and said to the old man, “ Excuse me, sir. Will you please wake me up at a quarter to five? I'm going to take the five o'clock train tomorrow morning. ”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“ Oh, sorry, ” the owner said, “ I am afraid I can't. I don't get up that early. ”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The young man started to go back to his room when he stopped and asked, “ Do you have an alarm clock? That would help me. ”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“ Yes, here it is, young man. ”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The young man took the clock happily and thanked the old man. But when he looked at it carefully, there appeared to be something wrong with it.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“ Does it ring on time? ” he asked the old man.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“ Sure! Just shake it when it's time to get up, and it'll ring. ”[/font][/color][/size]
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[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A young man went to a mountain village for his holiday. One night he stayed at a small hotel near a train station.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Before going to bed, he went to the owner of the hotel and said to the old man, “ Excuse me, sir. Will you please wake me up at a quarter to five? I'm going to take the five o'clock train tomorrow morning. ”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“ Oh, sorry, ” the owner said, “ I am afraid I can't. I don't get up that early. ”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The young man started to go back to his room when he stopped and asked, “ Do you have an alarm clock? That would help me. ”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“ Yes, here it is, young man. ”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The young man took the clock happily and thanked the old man. But when he looked at it carefully, there appeared to be something wrong with it.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“ Does it ring on time? ” he asked the old man.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“ Sure! Just shake it when it's time to get up, and it'll ring. ”[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]一只闹钟 [/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一个年轻人到一个山村去度假。那天夜里，他住宿在火车站附近的一个旅馆里。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]上床睡之前，他对旅馆老板——一个老头儿说：“对不起，先生，请问您能在五点差一刻叫醒我吗？我明天早晨要乘五点的火车。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“哦，很抱歉”，旅馆老板说，“恐怕不行，我不可能起那么早。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]年轻人正想回到房间去，又停住了问：“那你有闹钟吗？或许它能帮助我。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“我有，给你，年轻人。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]年轻人很高兴地拿了闹钟，谢了老头儿。但当他仔细查看了闹钟后，发现似乎有毛病。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“它能准时闹吗？”他问老头儿。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“那当然！时间一到，你摇一摇，他就会响的。”[/font][/color][/size]
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