看笑话学英语：Senior Class
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During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. [/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[size=5][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion.[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[size=5][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"[/font][/color][/size]
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[tr][td]During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"
年长者阶层
医生按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很高兴，为此，他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日，并要求她还他一个吻。
医生走后，我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。“你能想象吗，”她说，“付了他70元，我还得亲他！”[/td][/tr]
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