看笑话学英语：Good wishes
[size=5][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] One day a boy came to his teacher and said：“Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig．”[/font][/color][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“I certainly do，”said the teacher，“and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me．”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Days passed，and nothing more was said about the roast pig．[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Finally the teacher said to the boy：“I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig．”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“Yes，”said the boy，“he did intend to，but the pig got well．”[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[/size] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]One day a boy came to his teacher and said：“Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig．”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“I certainly do，”said the teacher，“and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me．”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Days passed，and nothing more was said about the roast pig．[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Finally the teacher said to the boy：“I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig．”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“Yes，”said the boy，“he did intend to，but the pig got well．”[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]良好的心愿 [/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一天有个男孩去对他老师说：“老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“当然啰，”老师说，“去告诉你父亲，多谢他想着我。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]好几天过去了，再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]最后老师对男孩说：“我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“是啊，”孩子说，“他是这么想的，可后来猪又没病了。”[/font][/color]
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