看笑话学英语：Who was the first man？
[size=5][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A teacher said to her class：[/font][/color][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“Who was the first man？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“How do you make out that George Washington was the first man？”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently．[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“Because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen．”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]But at this point a larger boy held up his hand．[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“Well，” said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“I don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but I know it wasn't George Washington，ma’am，because the history book says George Washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him．”[/font][/color][/size]
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[/size] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A teacher said to her class：[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“Who was the first man？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“How do you make out that George Washington was the first man？”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently．[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“Because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen．”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]But at this point a larger boy held up his hand．[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“Well，” said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“I don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but I know it wasn't George Washington，ma’am，because the history book says George Washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him．”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]有个老师问班上的学生：[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“谁是第一个男人？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“乔治•华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“你怎么知道乔治•华盛顿是第一个男人呢？”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治•华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治•华盛顿娶了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”[/font][/color]
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