看笑话学英语:Barking Wife
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A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“When I was first married,I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog would race around barking,and my wife would bring me my slippers.Now everything's changed.When I come home,my dog brings me my slippers,and my wife barks at me.”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“I don't know what you're complaining about,”said the counselor.“You're still getting the same service.”[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“When I was first married,I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog would race around barking,and my wife would bring me my slippers.Now everything's changed.When I come home,my dog brings me my slippers,and my wife barks at me.”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“I don't know what you're complaining about,”said the counselor.“You're still getting the same service.”[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]汪汪叫的妻子[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一个结婚十年的男人正在请教一位婚姻顾问。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“刚结婚那会儿,我非常幸福。我在店里劳累一天回到家,我的小狗会绕着我跑,汪汪叫,而我的妻子给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。我回到家里,我的狗给我拿来拖鞋,我的妻子对着我汪汪叫。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“我不知道你在抱怨什么,”婚姻顾问说。“你得到的服务还是一样的呀。”[/font][/color][/size][size=4]
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