看笑话学英语：Two Soldiers
[size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"[/font][/color][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What's your girl-friend's address?"[/font][/color][/size][size=4]
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[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What's your girl-friend's address?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗？”比尔给了他一张。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“你还要什么？”比尔问。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是－？”[/font][/color][/size]
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