看笑话学英语：Early Shopper
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[/size] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]采购过早[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉？”他问。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。[/font][/color]
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