看笑话学英语：A Mistake
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An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Where are the others?" asked a medic.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Where are the others?" asked a medic.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]搞错了[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”[/font][/color][/size]
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