看笑话学英语：Imitate Birds
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A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Imitate birds," the man said.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Imitate birds," the man said.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.[/font][/color][/size][size=4]
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[font=Tahoma,]模仿鸟儿[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”负责人问。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“你在开玩笑吧？”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。[/font][/color][/size]
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