看笑话学英语：What's your name?
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A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:"My name is Stone,and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble.Don't try any tricks with me ,and then we'll get on well together"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name."Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly,"He said,"and don't forget to call me 'sir'".[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Each soldier told him his name,unitl he came to the last one.This man remained silent,and so Captain Stone shouted at him,"When I ask you a question,answer it!I'll ask you again:What's you name,soldier?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The soldier was very unhappy,but at last he replied."My name is Stonebreaker,sir"he said nervously.[/font][/color][/size]
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[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:"My name is Stone,and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble.Don't try any tricks with me ,and then we'll get on well together"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name."Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly,"He said,"and don't forget to call me 'sir'".[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Each soldier told him his name,unitl he came to the last one.This man remained silent,and so Captain Stone shouted at him,"When I ask you a question,answer it!I'll ask you again:What's you name,soldier?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The soldier was very unhappy,but at last he replied."My name is Stonebreaker,sir"he said nervously.[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]你叫什么名字？[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]有一位很严厉的军官在对一群交由他训练的新兵训话。他以前从没见过这群新兵，于是他开始自我介绍：“我的名字叫Stone(石头)，事实上，我甚至比石头更强硬。这就是我为什么要告诉你们我名字的原因。不要试图对我玩什么花招，这样我们就能很好相处了。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]接着他开始走到每个士兵前面问他们的名字。“说大声点，让每个人都能听清楚。另外，不要忘记称呼我为长官。”他说。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]每个士兵都对他说了自已的名字。他走到最后一位士兵面前时，这个士兵保持着沉默。于是Stone队长对他喊叫，“当我问你问题的时候，要回答！我再问一遍，你的名字，士兵？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]那个新兵很不高兴，但最后他回答了。“我的名字是Stonebreaker(碎石机)，长官。”他紧张的说。[/font][/color][/size][size=4]
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