看笑话学英语：Just Ask the Boss
[size=5][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There were[/font][/color][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]three parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000;[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]and the third one, $30,000. [/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The customer asked the owner,[/font][/color]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kind[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]of parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy?[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said,[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What can[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shop[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]said, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk,[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all![/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”[/font][/color][/size]
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[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There were[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]three parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000;[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner,[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kind[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]of parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy?[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said,[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What can[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shop[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]said, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk,[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all![/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]老板最大 [/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：「为什么[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]这只要卖五千元？这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了！」老板说：[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]「因为我有训练他讲话。」顾客又问：「那这只呢？他会做什么？[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。」[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]老板说：「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有！不过另外两只叫他：『老板！』」[/font][/color][/size]
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