看笑话学英语：Einstein and God
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][size=5]Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.[/size][/font][/color][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][size=5][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][size=5] Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][size=5]"[/size][/font][/color][font=Tahoma,]A minute."[/font]
[font=Tahoma,] "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies,[/font]
[font=Tahoma,] "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."[/font] [table=98%]
[tr][td][size=4]Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
爱因斯坦与上帝
爱因斯坦登上西奈山与上帝近距离交谈。仰望着上帝，他问道：“神啊，一百万年对于你来说相当于什么呢？”上帝回答：“一分钟。”爱因斯坦问：“一百万元对于你来说又相当于什么呢？”上帝回答：“一分钱。”爱因斯坦问：“能给我一分钱吗？”上帝说：“请等一分钟。”[/size][/td][/tr]
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