看笑话学英语：roast pig
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A gentleman was invited for dinner. [/size][/font][/color][font=Tahoma, Microsoft Yahei, Simsun][size=5][color=#444444]
[/color][/size][/font][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][size=5]When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][size=5]But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."[/size][/font][/color]
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[tr][td][size=4]A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
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一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”[/size][/td][/tr]
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