看笑话学英语：Grandson
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A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] "Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] The waiter replied with ease:"Nobody. Just your grandfather."[/font][/color][/size][size=5][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]
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[/font][/color][/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] "Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] The waiter replied with ease:"Nobody. Just your grandfather."[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]做孙子 [/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一进饭店就大声嚷嚷：[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] “喂，有什么好菜尽管端上来，钱多少我不在乎。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 服务员听了很不是滋味：“哥儿们，钱多顶个屁，你不照样得做别人的儿子，就是有人要你做孙子你也不敢不做！”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 年青人勃然大怒：“谁敢占老子的便宜？你说，是谁不要命了，胆敢要老子做他的孙子？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,] 服务员慢条斯理地答道：“你爷爷！”[/font][/color][/size]
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