看笑话学英语：Good news and bad news
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"What's the bad news?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"The guy was your doctor..."[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[/size] [size=5][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"What's the bad news?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"The guy was your doctor..."[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]好消息和坏消息[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一个画家问画廊老板是否有人对他的画感兴趣。“我有好消息和坏消息给你，”老板说，“好消息是有个人问我这些作品在你死后会不会升值。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“我告诉他会，于是他买了你所有的15张画。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“这太好了，”画家叫道，“那坏消息呢？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“这个人是你的医生。”[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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