看笑话学英语：God and Grandma
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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"[/font][/color]
[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]上帝和祖母 [/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]两个小男孩在他们的祖父母家过夜。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]在睡觉时间时，这两个小男孩跪在床上祈祷。弟弟用非常大的声音祈祷着。“我祈求有一辆新自行车……我祈求有一个新游戏机……我祈求有一个新录像机……”他的哥哥用肘轻轻地碰了弟弟一下，说：“你为什么这么大声地喊叫呢？上帝又不是聋子。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]弟弟听了回答道：“上帝是不聋，可奶奶聋呀！”[/font][/color][/size]
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