看笑话学英语：Good News and Bad News
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The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"The good news!" they all shouted.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ....[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[/size] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"The good news!" they all shouted.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]"And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ....[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,] 好消息和坏消息 [/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]士兵们连续的行军，作战，他们又累又热又脏。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]一天，将军宣布：“士兵们，我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们。你们愿意先听哪个呢？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“好消息！”他们嚷道。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“好吧，”将军说，“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身衣服。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“乌拉！”士兵们高兴地大叫起来。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“现在呢，该是坏消息了。杰克，你将和约翰换衣服，约翰，你和汤姆换，汤姆，你和罗伯特换，罗伯特……”[/font][/color][/size]
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