【双语】单身才懂的15件小事！你中了几条？
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《单身才懂的15件小事》[/font]
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[font=Tahoma,]1. It's like boys are the Oscar, and I’m Leonardo Dicaprio.[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]对我来说[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]男孩们就像奥斯卡奖[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]而我就是小李子[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]不！现在小李都有小金人了！！！[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]而我......[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]2. Please be as weird as me.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]Please be as weird as me.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]Please be as weird as me.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]-Me every time I meet someone[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]拜托他是个像我一样的怪咖[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]拜托他是个像我一样的怪咖[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]拜托他是个像我一样的怪咖[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]——每次我遇到喜欢的家伙都会这样默念[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]3. I’m worried that I may have already met the man of my dreams.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]But probably told him to fuck off.[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我担心[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我的白马王子其实早就出现过[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]但是我已经让他滚了......[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]4. Guys I find attractive:[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]- Famous.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]- Taken.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]- Twice my age.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]- Don’t know I exist.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]- Not real.[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我喜欢的类型：[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]—名人[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]—有对象了[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]—比我大一轮[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]—根本不知道我的存在[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]—不是现实中的人物[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,](好吧，说的就是你手机锁屏上的男神)[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]5. What if I got a boyfriend?[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]I wouldn’t know what to do...[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]What do they eat?[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]How often do they have to be walked?[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]如果有了男票要怎么办?[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我完全不懂啊...[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]需要喂食吗?[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]需要多久遛一次呢?[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,] 6. Just because I don’t have a boyfriend.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]It doesn’t mean I’m alone.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]I have food and the Internet.[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]没有男票不代表我孤单[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我有食物有网络[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]还孤单个屁啊[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]7. Who am I shaving for?[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]剃毛......剃毛线啊![/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我剃了给谁看?[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]8. I’m single by choice.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]Not my choice, but still a choice.[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]单身是一种选择。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]只不过不是我选的。[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]9. Everything I like is either expensive, fattening or won’t text me.[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我喜欢的，[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]要么买不起，[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]要么很催肥，[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]要么……根本不会甩我……[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]10. Relationship status: Eating.[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我的感情状态永远是：吃吃吃[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]11. Dear future husband,[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]I hope you’re a good cook.[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]致我亲爱的未来老公：[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]你可一定要会做饭哦![/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]12. Everyone’s getting a boyfriend and you know what I’m getting?[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]Fatter.[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]别人有男票[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我有肉肉[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]13. My boyfriend is like square root of −1.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]Imaginary[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我的男票就像负1的平方根[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]请自行想象[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]14. I really really really love my boyfriend cat.[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]我真的很爱很爱我的男票[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]哦不，我的喵[/font][/color]
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[font=Tahoma,]15. How to get a boyfriend:[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]① I have absolutely no idea.[/font]
[font=Tahoma,]② Cry.[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]论获取男票的正确姿势：[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]① 我压根不知道[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]② 开始哭[/font][/color]
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