看笑话学英语：An Old Couple's Quarrel
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A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "] "I'm willing," said the other.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "] "I'll law you to the Supreme Court."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "] "I'll be there."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "] "And I'll law the hell!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "] "My attorney will be there," was the calm reply.[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[/size] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court."[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px] "I'm willing," said the other.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px] "I'll law you to the Supreme Court."[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px] "I'll be there."[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px] "And I'll law the hell!"[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px] "My attorney will be there," was the calm reply.[/size][/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]老夫妻吵架[/size][/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px] 一对性情乖僻的老夫妻发生了争吵，一直闹到地方法官那里。败诉的一方以一种临战的姿态冲着对方嚷道：“我要到巡回法庭去告你。”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px] “愿意奉陪。”另一个说。[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px] “我要到最高法院去告你。”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px] “我也陪你。”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px] “我还要到地狱去告你。”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px] “我的代理人会奉陪的。”对方平静的说。[/size][/font][/color]
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