看笑话学英语：I Wasn't Asleep
[color=#ffffff][font="][b][size=5]看笑话学英语：I Wasn't Asleep[/size][/b][/font][/color][table=98%][tr][td][size=5]
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
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[/table] [size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "]When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "]"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "]"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "]"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "]当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "]“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "]“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "]“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已[/font][/color][/size]
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