看笑话学英语：Are You Serious?
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There's a man who took his wife to see the movies. That day was a Sunday and it wasvery crowded, everyone was queuing to buy the tickets. So he and his wife were also in the queue, sweating. Suddenly, someone just punched him from behind. He was so angry, and already so mad and with his nerves on edge. He said, "Are you serious, man?!" The man that stood behind himwas an ex-world champion boxer. So he looked at him and said, "Yes, serious, so what?"[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma, "]The man was small and skinny.He looked back, really looked at him now,studying him, he saw his arm muscles, just bigger than his whole body put together. So, he just kind of smiled and said. "It'sall right, I hate people who are not serious.[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[tr][td][size=4]There's a man who took his wife to see the movies. That day was a Sunday and it wasvery crowded, everyone was queuing to buy the tickets. So he and his wife were also in the queue, sweating. Suddenly, someone just punched him from behind. He was so angry, and already so mad and with his nerves on edge. He said, "Are you serious, man?!" The man that stood behind himwas an ex-world champion boxer. So he looked at him and said, "Yes, serious, so what?"
The man was small and skinny.He looked back, really looked at him now,studying him, he saw his arm muscles, just bigger than his whole body put together. So, he just kind of smiled and said. "It'sall right, I hate people who are not serious.
有一个人，带他太太去看电影，那天刚好是礼拜天，戏院人山人海，大家都在排队买票，他和他太太也跟着排队，等得满头大汗。忽然有人从后面打他一拳，他气得快要抓狂了，转头就问：「你是认真的吗？」结果，站在他后面的这个人，是以前的世界拳击冠军，那个人看着他说：「对，我的确是认真的，怎样？」
这个先生又瘦又小，转身仔细打量了一下，看到那个人很壮，光是手臂的肌肉就比他全身加起来还多，所以他就笑一笑说：「还好，我最讨厌那些不认真的人了。」[/size][/td][/tr]
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