英语幽默笑话：“我诚恳认错”
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I have this friend who always seemed to lean1 slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor, and have his legs checked out. [/color][/size][/font][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px][color=#000000]
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[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px][color=#000000]For years, he refused and told me I was crazy, but last week, he finally went. [/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px][color=#000000]Sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was a quarter inch shorter than his right. A quick bit of surgery2 later, he was cured, and both legs are exactly the same length now, and he no longer leans3. “So,”I said, "You didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg. [/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px][color=#000000]He just looked at me and said, "I stand corrected.[/color][/size][/font]
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lean 倾斜
slightly 轻微地
check out 检查
refuse 拒绝
quarter 四分之一
surgery 手术
cure 治愈
fix 治愈
stand corrected 认错[/color][/size][/font][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px][color=#000000]
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[/color][/size][/font] [font=Tahoma, "][size=16px][color=#000000]笑话——“我诚恳认错”
我有一个朋友，他似乎总是微微向左倾斜。这个问题曾经非常困扰我，所以我建议他去看医生，检查一下他的腿。几年来，他总是不听我的建议，还说我不正常，但是上星期，他终于去看了医生。果真，医生发现他的左腿比右腿短四分之一英寸。一个很快的小手术后，他康复了，现在他的两条腿完全一样长了，他也不再倾斜了。“你看，”我说，“那时我告诉你医生可以治好你的腿时你还不相信我呢。”他看着我说：“我认错了。”[/color][/size][/font] [color=#000000][font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]重点[url=http://www.enfamily.cn/forum-142-1.html]词汇[/url]：[/size][/font]
[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]1 lean[/size][/font]
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[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]n.瘦肉，倾斜，弯曲；adj.瘦的，贫乏的，歉收的；v.倚靠，倾斜，依赖[/size][/font]
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[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]The seats have no back against which to lean.这些座位都没有靠背可倚。[/size][/font]
[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]Please don't lean your chair back,you'll break it.请不要坐在椅子上往后仰，你会把椅子弄坏的。[/size][/font]
[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]2 surgery [ˈsɜ:rdʒəri] [/size][/font]
[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]n.外科，外科手术；手术室[/size][/font]
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[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]What time does surgery finish?门诊什么时间结束？[/size][/font]
[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]Your condition is serious and requires surgery.你的情况很严重，需要动外科手术。[/size][/font]
[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]3 leans[/size][/font]
[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]v.（使）倾斜，屈身( lean的第三人称单数 )；倚；依赖；使斜靠[/size][/font]
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[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]The tower of Pisa leans at an angle . 比萨斜塔塔身倾斜。[/size][/font]
[font=Tahoma, "][size=16px]He leans over backwards to make up for what he has lost. 他尽力弥补他的损失。 来自《简明英汉词典》[/size][/font][/color]
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