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绵绵若存 发表于 2010-8-17 18:15

Things about me!

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Hello!Pretty girls and handsome boys
    I'm Tina,I'm so glad to be here learning with you.
    I'm a freshman,but not a English major,I love this languege very much,so I come here to improve the skills,and I want to make more friends.
    I'm outgoing and easygoing girl,I like tell jokes.Now,please allow me to tell a cold joke.
    Secret for a long life
    A woman walks up to a little oid man rocking in the chair in his porch.
    "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look."she says,"What's your secret for long happy life?"
     "I smoke three packs a day,drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fetty foods and never ever exercise.“
    "Wow,that's amazing."says the woman."Could I have you age please?"
     "Twenty-six."
      That 's the joke.I hope everyone can improve themselves here.
     Maybe I made mistake,please help me to correct thanks

areyouready 发表于 2010-8-18 12:16

thanks for your really lovely joke,i hope many more people share it with us;at the same time wish you happy every day in tingroom!:qq49]

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