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taoqibao204 发表于 2010-9-1 07:06

9月1日每日笑话the doctor lives downstairs

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The doctor lives downstairs

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "[color=red]I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
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He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. [color=red]First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
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laura6688 发表于 2010-9-1 07:15

I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.
我要你坦白说我有什么问题。
First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
首先，你应该至少减掉50磅。
第二，你只用十分之一的化妆品和口红你会更美。
第三，我是个艺术家，医生住在楼下。

木棉花开了 发表于 2010-9-1 08:31

我要你坦白的告诉我我怎么了。
第一，你的体重需要减少至少五十磅。第二，如果你只涂十分之一的口红，你会更漂亮。第三，我是一个艺术家，医生住在楼下。

RJSY 发表于 2010-9-1 09:13

just so so

zora 发表于 2010-9-1 09:23

I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.我想要你坦白说我到底怎么了？

First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds.第一，你的体重需要减少近50磅 。Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick.第二，如果你只涂十分之一的口红你就可以更美。And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs." 还有第三，我是一个艺术家，医生住在楼下

youxiaxiaolala 发表于 2010-9-1 11:55

The doctor lives downstairs 医生住在楼下

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."    “医生，”她边跳着进来，边大声叫道，“请坦白告诉我我怎么啦？”

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
他从上到下打量了她一眼。“女士,"他很直接地说，“我有三件事要说。一是你需要减掉50磅的体重，二是你只用现在的十分之一的口红和胭脂，你会更美；第三件事，我是一个艺术家--医生在楼下。”

快乐小婷 发表于 2010-9-1 14:57

I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
我想要你坦白告诉我，我究竟怎么了！
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首先，你至少要减掉五十磅的重量
第二，如果你只用现在的十分之一的胭脂和口红的话，你会比现在更好看

第三，我是个艺术家，（你要找的）医生住在楼下

danduo 发表于 2010-9-1 17:34

I don't laugh...

如意吉祥 发表于 2010-9-1 23:02

agree with 8#

飞儿洽洽 发表于 2010-9-2 10:35

i can't read the last things

cescgansu 发表于 2010-9-3 10:17

医生住在楼下

“医生，”她冲进门大声说，“我要你真诚地告诉我我到底哪里有毛病。”
他把她从头到脚看了一遍，语重心长地说：“女士，我只有三件事要告诉你。首先，你的体重应该减少至少50磅，其次，如果你顶多用现在十分之一的脂粉你会更健康，最后，我要说的是，我是个艺术家--医生住在楼下。”

asd5514583 发表于 2010-9-11 14:00

ffffffffffffffffffff

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