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                  How Did You Ever Get HereOne winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late.  
 "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two." 
  The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?" "I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home." |