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1.My wife told me if she ever won the Lottery she wouldn't give me a penny and she'd move out of the country.
Little does she know I've been using the same numbers as her for 5 years.
That'll wipe the smile off her fat face
☆ 我妻子时常说,假如哪一天她买彩票中了大奖,绝对会一分钱也不让给我、立马离婚搬到国外去。
她一定不知道,整整5年来我都一直买和她一样号码的彩票……
看她到时还笑不笑得出来。
2.I often carry a knife round in my pocket, when on days out with the family in the summer.
Just in case I see a wasp land on my wife's neck.
☆ 夏天全家一起外出野餐的时候,我总是不忘在口袋里带上一把刀。
万一要是有只黄蜂啥的停在我老婆的脖子上,得有个家伙防身不是…… |
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