十二星座的岁末大扫除 十二星座, 大扫除

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临近岁末，进行一次彻底的大扫除当然必不可少。快来看看哪个星座最勤快，哪个星座又是最会开溜的懒汉？
ARIES: gets competitive over who's the speediest sweeper or whose rag is dustiest.
白羊座是速度最快的清扫者，同时他的抹布也是最脏的。
TAURUS: goes over the same spot a million times with the vacuum, refusing to bend down to pick up the offending crumb.
倔强的金牛座宁可不厌其烦地用吸尘器吸脏物，也不愿弯下腰来直接捡起纸屑。
GEMINI: finishes their chores in half the time of everyone else.
双子座只用了其他人一半的时间就完成了所有的清扫任务。
CANCER: becomes preoccupied with your photo collection.
巨蟹座对你的影集很有兴趣，可能早就把打扫这件事抛到九霄云外了。
LEO: spends all day polishing down the mirrors.
狮子座会把所有的时间都花在擦镜子上。
VIRGO: SO doesn't need your help.
完美的处女座不需要任何人的帮忙。
LIBRA: keeps saying "don't I look adorable in this apron?"
天秤座不停地嘟哝着“穿上这条围裙的我看上去是不是很可爱？”
SCORPIO: makes the bed, fluffs the pillows and asks for volunteers to test it out with them.
天蝎座铺好床，抖抖枕头，还要求其他人一起检查他的工作是否合格。
SAGITTARIUS: doesn't like being stuck inside. Send them out for some fun on your riding lawnmower.
射手座可不喜欢闷在家里，让他负责外面的除草工作是再合适不过了。
CAPRICORN: weighs the pros, cons and financial incentives and may decide to go with a better offer.
摩羯座在权横轻重，比较利益得失之后，也许会决定给愿付更高的酬劳的人收拾屋子。
AQUARIUS: organizes your piles of junk into charity, recycle and compost.
水瓶座人变废为宝，懂得如何回收和利用垃圾。
PISCES: asks to do the windows and then keeps staring out into the yard.
双鱼座一边漫不经心地擦着窗户，一边还目不转睛地瞅着院子里的风景。