面试中令人难堪的六句话（四） 面试

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　　No. 4 我被上个老板炒了
　　
　　表达难点：如果你的上个老板是黄世仁，被炒的这个事实绝对会为你赚来大把的唏嘘和同情---可惜啊，现代版的黄世仁们都穿着PHD或者MBA的老羊皮袄，把自己包装得绝对专业和理性。他们都不要的人肯定有问题，凭什么处理给我呢！这种事儿还不好撒谎遮着，显得咱不诚信；不好破口骂前老板这个死变态，显得咱们不够和谐；不好实话实说他们给的钱不够您租房的；显得咱们不够大气....。。
　　表述技巧：炒鱿鱼也分几种。第一种：赶上经济危机，您是被一锅炒掉的。这个时候一定要表现的跟上甘岭的英雄一样，告诉面试官"我是坚持到最后的那一个！"第二种：大环境没问题，但是你和老板同事气场不合，含泪出局。这种情况切忌在面试官面前像个怨妇一样诅咒别人。想要显得大度和无辜，一语带过是最佳做法。第三种：被炒的原因像和尚头顶的狮子---注意！这个可比虱子明显太多了！凡是因为严重失职、贪污盗窃、殴打客户等等原因被炒的，切忌出现任何时间地点人物类细节，直接用一个模糊的MISTAKE带过，速度越快越好，争取用一秒钟把面试官带进另外一个世纪。
　　Q&A例句：
　　Why were you fired?I outlasted several downsizings but the last one hit me.I´verealized it was a blessing in disguise. Now I have an opportunity toexplore jobs that better suit my qualifications and interests.Anew top management team came in and started cleaning house. They wanted to bring in members of their old team. It was unfortunate for me but it cleared my head to envision better opportunities elsewhere.I made some mistakes that I regret, but I now know how I would better handle the situation.Irealized things could have been done differently after thinking about why I left. That job was a learning experience and I think I´m wisernow. I´d like the chance to prove that to you。