5月24日笑口常开：why did the man close his eye? eye, why, close, man, 笑口

beiju

read the joke carefully and then answer why does the man close his eye to gain the score.

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

星期一

He don't want to give up his seat to those ladies.

liuyongle304

He don't want to give up his seat to those ladies.

ws02319198

He don't want to give up the seat to those wonmen.

龙爱坤

小黄毛

so clever

南岳之灵

What  a no quality man !

雪凝

1# beiju


He don't want to give up his seat to those ladies.

happygirlxia

He is not a gentle man.

sarahking

he isn't a gentleman

小然851011

Plugging one's ears while stealing a bell

winniezhan

当一群女人上了车，所以有座位都坐满了。带头的那个发现一个像睡着了的男人，她担心他会坐过站。推了他一下说：“先生，醒醒。”
男人回答：“我没有睡着。”
“没有睡着？那为什么你闭着眼睛？”
“我知道，我讨厌在这么挤的车上看到一个女人坐站在我旁边。”