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看笑话学英语:My Boss and I





When I take a long time, I am slow.


When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy.

When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.

When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.

When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.

I do good, my boss never remembers.

When I do wrong, he never forgets.






When I take a long time, I am slow.

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy.

When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.

When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.

When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.

I do good, my boss never remembers.

When I do wrong, he never forgets.

老板和我

我做事情花了长时间,是效率低;

老板做事情花了长时间,是深思熟虑。

我没有做完事情,是懒惰;

老板没有做完事情,是太繁忙。

没有人告诉我的事情我做了,是自作聪明;

老板做了同样的事情,是首创。

我取悦老板,是献媚;

老板取悦他的老板,是合作。

我干得好,老板从来不会想起;

我干得不好,老板从来不会忘记。



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