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看笑话学英语:Coincidence







A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.


"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"

"Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife."

"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."

"I did." was the answer.





A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.

"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"

"Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife."

"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."

"I did." was the answer.

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一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道:

“多难听的嗓音!”他说,“你知道她是谁吗?”

“知道,”男士回答,“她是我太太。”

“噢,请你原谅。”客人说,“当然,她的嗓音并不坏,但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。”

“是我。”男士回答道。





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