[转帖]9月14日笑话：I Have His Ear in My Pocket Pocket, Ear, Have, His, 转帖

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I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

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伊万流着鼻血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊万回答道。
“再见到他你能认出他来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊万说。“他的耳朵还在我口袋里呢